So I got paid for half an hour of trying to take a mirror picture of my supervisor kissing himself.
Gotta love my job.
Captain batmanpants of the ship teamfreesass, aka brianna the awkward nerd, aka, the girl that didn't get the attack on titian reference.
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Snape but it was Quirrel
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Draco but it was Ginny
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was was Sirius but it was Wormtail
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Karkaroff but it was Moody/Crouch Jr
Harry Potter and the Year everyone knew it was that B*tch Umbridge
Harry Potter and the year it actually did turn out to be Snape
Harry Potter and the Year it turned out to be Harry all along
just think about y’all millions and millions of little dark skinned black girls are going to go to the supermarket with their parents this month and when they’re waiting in line at the check out aisle they’re going to look up and see Lupita Nyong’o being hailed as the most beautiful woman in the world god is amazing
Excessive sweating is cute.
Dry mouth is cute.
Physically shaking is cute.
Blacking out is cute.
Nausea is cute.
Heart palpitations are cute.
Chest pain is cute.
Shallow breathing is cute.
Hot flushes are cute.
Forgetting how to talk is cute.
Humiliating yourself is cute.
It’s not adorable little shy giggly girls with pretty skirts & flowers in their hair.
please reblog this
|Lawyer:||Did he rape her?|
|Witness:||Yes, but she was drunk and passed out.|
|Lawyer:||That's not what I asked. Did he rape her?|
|Witness:||Yes, but she was wearin-|
|Lawyer:||I didn't ask what she was wearing. Did he rape her?|
|Lawyer:||I didn't ask anything else. It's just a simple yes or no answer. Did he rape her?|
|Laywer:||Yes, he raped her.|
|Rape is rape is rape, no matter the context.|