eccentric-fallen-angel:

icarusthesupernaturalpig:

anunexpectedhotdwarf:

Because I wanted to watch Supernatural, but I didn’t know which episode.

For your hellatus troubles…

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dirtyoldhoe:

If you see this van Bat-rockin’…

i will sell my soul and first born for this van

dirtyoldhoe:

If you see this van Bat-rockin’…

i will sell my soul and first born for this van

things every highschooler should know

slangwang:

  • slut shaming doesnt make you cool
  • literally no one cares if you smoke weed every day
  • literally no one
  • do not be afraid to make eye contact with people in the hallway
  • thank the people who serve you lunch
  • say hello to the janitors
  • appreciate your parents
  • establish good friendships with teachers who care the most
  • it wont make you a teacher’s pet so stfu
  • stop spending so much time on the computer if you want better grades and more sleep

jacket-buttons:

I used to laugh so much about this.  Not once in all the movies does a woman die on screen.  

I hope that Jurassic World doesn’t break the canon.

bisexualfaithlehane:

cumberbatshit:

IM SO HAPPY

is your dad phil coulson?

  • parents: ugh newborns are awful i havent slept in weeks and they cost so much
  • parents: ugh toddlers are awful everything is broken and i havent slept past 5 in weeks and they cost so much
  • parents: ugh children are awful all they do is want want want and never give back and they cost so much
  • parents: ugh pre teens are awful for many many reasons
  • parents: ugh teenagers are awful theyre lazy slobs who dont do anything and they cost so much
  • parents: having kids ruined my body, my house, my bank, and my social life
  • kid/teen/young adult/adult: i dont want kids
  • parent: wHaaATT YOU DONT WANT KIDS? HOW CAN YOU NOT WANT THEM THEYRE WONDERFUL YOU'LL CHANGE YOUR MIND WHEN YOU GET OLDER

deveninanewdress:

cutthroatchorus:

wickedclothes:

Bra With Pockets

This functional bra can hold most cellphones, IDs, and other small items regardless of bust size. Items won’t change the way the bra fits you. Currently on sale at Amazon!

OK I REALLY WANT TO BE KISSING A GIRL AND THEN I TAKE OFF MY SHIRT AND SHE’S LIKE “CUTE BRA” AND I CAN SAY “THANKS IT HAS POCKETS”

the game has changed forever

your-kat:

2am-summernights:

fanfiction always escalates so quickly like one moment they’re on their first date and the next they’re fucking on the apartment floor.

either that or 200k words of foreplay and sexual tension

and sometimes it’s 500k words of awkward sexual tension, them convinced the other just tolerates, and their friends keep trying to convince them they’re feelings are mutual. But then all of a sudden one of them says i love and they have a week long fuckfest